Discover the brave souls sailing aboard the Gale Force and the dangers lurking in the Jade Isles.
The only person who can steer a galion through a squall while belting a high C. She’s here to make sure the ship stays afloat and the playlist stays loud. If you need a course correction—or a chorus—she’s your woman.
Our resident genius who speaks fluent Binary and Sarcasm. She built the ship’s secure network (Knot-work) because she doesn’t trust "dockside parrots" with her secrets. Don't ask her to fix your printer, but do ask her how to lock down your digital life.
Declan is the steady hand and the sharp mind behind the navigational excellence at the Naval Academy. As Chief Instructor, he doesn't just teach coordinates; he teaches how to read the soul of the ocean. A veteran of the Jade Isles Navy and a specialist in Search and Rescue, Declan is the man you want on the bridge when the horizon disappears.
A pirate who doesn't want your gold—he wants your jitters. He sails the seas of panic, selling storm insurance for sunny days. He believes the only safe ship is one that never leaves the dock (and he's happy to chain it there for you).
A politician so smooth he could convince a fish it’s drowning. He specializes in "alternative facts" and will happily explain why the storm soaking you is actually just "liquid sunshine." He believes the only good vote is a silent one.
The owner of the social network we all love to hate. He thinks "freedom of speech" needs a volume knob (which he controls). He loves a good debate, as long as everyone agrees with him. If you disagree, you might find your account... buffering.